…No, I didn’t save a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico. But I found this gold nugget in my inbox:
Your dad is going to vote for Obama. Can you believe it? If he gets nominated that is who he will vote for. If he doesn’t, then he will vote for McCain. Me, on the other hand, if he doesn’t get nominated, then I can do a write in vote, and I will still vote for him. I would rather put a gun to my head than vote for Billary or McBush.
He is crazy and she is a socialist. No thanks.
My father. My bloody father, who I don’t think has ever voted for a Democrat, is going to cast his ballot for Barack.
And my stepmother, who is even more conservative than he is, won’t even dream of voting for McCain.
When the fuck did I step down the wrong leg of the Trousers of Time? This can’t be the same universe I woke up in this morning…