Where are they coming from? I obsess over the stats on this blog way too much. Probably human nature.
In other news, I went to the best restaurant, Panda Inn in Pasadena. Yum.
Go Into the Story’s Scott Myers answers a question I asked about how to turn a contest placement into an agent.
I mean seriously, this was a challenge that could have been so badass. Only one person did anything interesting with it. Epperson, or however the hell his name is, did this really cool Firefly inspired denim coat dress thing that was balls out.
Everything else was boring, uninspired, or just plain bad. I’m sad pretty Ra’mon got kicked off, but his dress was hideous.
But the most interesting thing was the possibility of a Project Runway romance. And it’s between a straight guy and a lady (what?!). Yes, Carol Hannah (of SC!) and Logan are into each other. Fascinating.
Also, I hate Nicolas. He’s whiny, annoying, and boring. Jeez, everyone is so boring. Even Gordana whose accent makes me want to root for her. Plus, I was totally wrong about who was going to win and lose, and I hate that. Nic can’t be eliminated next week, which means at least two more episodes of his bullshit. And Beautiful Blue Eyed Ra’mon is gone, and while he’s made some messes, he was at least interesting.
I feel like I don’t know you anymore PR.
We’ll call these people S and T. S is a manager/producer type, T is S’s assistant. F, my creative partner, has a connection with S, in that she really loved Prombies!, the short he and I made that was about erections turning boys into zombies, and she has been in touch with him a couple times about his interest in directing some fairly middling (read:bad) zombie comedies.
Anyway, F was kind enough, with some heavy pressure from myself, to suggest that they read my script when I found out it was a quarter-finalist at Nicholl. Well, I immediately got a “Please send it” but, as the months passed, although I was diligent with follow up, I figured it would never get read.
And then it got read, and he likes it. And he wants to see all my writing. The only problem is that the only polished thing I have other than the feature, is a Television Spec for Mad Men. It’s not a bad spec, but it’s also not much use for people who produce features. Luckily, I have the first act of another screenplay, Dyke for a Day, written, but in severe need of polishing. He wants to see it ASAP, so I’m going to spend the weekend writing.
I’ve also been in contact with a few people from Craigslist about editing or working on some different projects. One is a short, the other is a feature documentary that appears to be about Gay Jews. <3
I have a pitch with a web producer as well. I’m going to go make that phone call now. Fingers crossed!
Things in Theatres I want to see: The September Issue, Fame, Paranormal Activity, Jennifer’s Body, Capitalism: A Love Story, Coco Before Chanel, Bright Star, Whip It, Anti-Christ, The Men Who Stare at Goats
Three pieces of potentially good news on the National Front for Gay Rights and AIDS
1. The US is poised to lift its travel and immigration ban on people with HIV. This means that people applying to live in the US or visit it will no longer be discriminated against solely because they have AIDS. Obviously, this is positive for more than just gay men, and will be a good thing for Africans and anyone else with HIV.
2. A vaccine in Thailand reduced HIV transmission by 31%. While this isn’t enough to market it as a vaccine yet, it is the first indication that an HIV vaccine is even possible.
3. Since 1994, Congress has been trying to pass ENDA, the Employee Non-Discrimination Act, which would prevent employers from discriminating based on Sexual Orientation and Gender Identity has the best chance yet of getting passed. In 29 states, it’s legal to fire someone because they’re gay and in 38 states, it’s legal to fire someone for being transgender.
I just received an e-mail from Inktip that impressed me quite a bit, mostly because I’m always surprised that there are people making sure the website is running the way it should.
Subject: Regarding ‘Bible Con’
Your script was chosen to be published in yesterday’s industry newsletter, along with six other loglines. This is a newsletter received by thousands of our entertainment pro clients and is designed to garner more exposure for our writers.
In any case, though we do not judge our writers’ materials, I did notice that you placed your award mention at the bottom of your logline. I thought it might be beneficial for me to tell you that when those are posted higher (at the top of the logline), they can tend to do better. In other words, what’s at the very top of your logline will get read the most, because it requires less reading and no scrolling–currently, your great achievment [sic] is hiding below the scroll.
I hope that you got some hits from yesterday’s newsletter, and please let me know if you have any other questions or thoughts.
Take it as a lesson, people, impressive awards first, actually content second! 🙂
EDIT: In response to my thank you e-mail I got this.
No worries for the tip. One other thing I see work: keep a close eye on the successes every week to see what kind of materials are currently getting picked up. It’s never a bad idea to modify or shape your logline to accomidate [sic] current successful trends–the ultimate goal with the logline is more about getting them to read your script than it is convincing them to buy the script without reading.
Have a good day and let me know if you have any questions.
I <3 this person.
A crazy bad review. I think this person has gone a bit off the deep end, but I understand why he didn’t really like the show. I couldn’t keep any of my male friends in the room while it was on. The girls seemed OK with it.
My complaints about the show were all about structure. I think the people within the show seem interesting but the pacing and storyline seemed jumpy and unfocused. I didn’t really understand what the show was about, it had no through line. I mean, the review was supposed to be the through line, but I never even got the sense of what sort of timeline this was happening in. They should make everything feel like “A week in the life” or something, even if they’re faking more interesting events into a week than actually happen.
And it was frustrating, a lot of the people who seem really interesting, I don’t feel like I got to see at all. Not much Curtis or Sam or Kerri. And while I like Blythe, she can be a little grating if she’s all you get to see for an hour — and I’d have liked to hear more from her that didn’t sound like she was reading something the producer had written for her to say. This didn’t feel very real at all.
I’m hoping the next show will be a lot better because it’ll be all about Blythe trying to make a comeback from this review, which will give it some cohesion.
I think that Blythe being on TV is great, I think it’s good to have some females on TV who aren’t thin, gorgeous, or nice but still manage to be talented and successful. Blythe is very much a woman in a man’s world and she’s really rough around the edges, I just hope the show will let us see what’s beneath the gruff, pink exterior.
Also, isn’t Curtis the cutest thing? My roommate thinks he should be a model or go on Project Runway.
Two weeks into having my script up on Inktip, I finally got a synopsis view. Of the 12 companies that have seen my logline, one chose to look at it. I’m guessing those are fairly normal numbers. Of course, I also get the feeling that every company that’s found my logline is either a horror production company or a Jesusy production company. Sorry, guys, not Jesusy. So far, not at all impressed with Inktip.
I am also going to be pitching some web comedy ideas for women. Do any of you have strong opinions on what you’d like to see more of online?
10/9c on Oxygen.
I promise to review it just as fast as possible. You might be curious as to why I’m so obsessed. Well, for starters, I <3 Curtis, the door whore who got openly mocked on The Soup last week. And for seconds, Blythe Beck is essentially a drag queen. And she’s a pale, young redhead who struggles with her weight. I mean, I’m nowhere near as fat as she is, but I think anyone who’s ever been even a little bit fat tends to join her hatred of skinny people who ruin food.
Because skinny people ruin food with their low calorie, low taste, low life bullshit.
Hulu has some clips. The Dallas Morning News, who gave Central 214 a terrible review (featured in Episode 1) back in the beginning of the summer, had a great review/introduction to the series. Another decent overview here.
And for the technical minded, here is a link to a great article about the technical setup at Authentic Entertainment, the company that makes Naughty Kitchen, starring their Post Production Supervisor Will Pisnieski.