Mock the Movie: Wizard Liotta Edition

When someone said, “I yelled at the screen through that whole movie”, we knew we were on the right track. When we saw Jason Statham, Ron Perlman, and Ray Liotta together…in a sword and sorcery flick…from the director of the Blood Rayne movies….with Matthew Lillard and Burt Reynolds…well, there might have been cackling.

This one is available on Netflix.

“This sounds awful!” I hear you cry. Yes. Yes, it does. “This must be mocked mercilessly”, you say. Well, then you’re in the right company. The instructions for playing along:

  1. Start following @MockTM on Twitter.
  2. Start watching the movie on the appropriate Wednesday at 9 p.m. Eastern time.
  3. Once you’ve got the movie going, tweet your snarky comments to @MockTM.  Directing our tweets to @MockTM will keep our followers from being overwhelmed with our snark!
  4. Set up a search for @MockTM on Twitter for the duration so you can follow along with everyone else sharing your pain.

If you have suggestions for other movies that can and should be mocked, send them to @MockTM. Preference will be given to movies that are free or stream on the major media delivery services. Watch the feed, and we’ll set up the calendar for more terrible, mockable movies.

If you’ve missed a mocking, you can catch transcripts and even subtitle files for later watching on the Mock the Movie archive.

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Mock the Movie: Wizard Liotta Edition
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6 thoughts on “Mock the Movie: Wizard Liotta Edition

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    I had to go look this movie up on the Wikipedia. Ugh, what a wreck. It cost about $60 million to make in 2007, and has grossed only $10.3 million worldwide in the seven years since. Rotten Tomatoes lists it as one of the worst reviewed films of the Naughts, and a 2008 article in Time listed it as one of the ten worst video game to movie adaptations ever. In DVD sales, the movie has grossed almost $15 million, more than its gross in the theaters, probably driven by midnight movie showings and mock the movie parties. And as if that wasn’t frightening enough, there have been TWO sequels, both by the same director.

    I’m in!

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