Have I seen a worse movie? No I can’t say that I have.
Dracula 3000 is the epitome of painfully cheesy cinema.
This is, by far, the single biggest waste of hours you could otherwise spend contemplating the importance of dish towels and their effect on your life.
Really, how could we not?
“This sounds awful!” I hear you cry. Yes. Yes, it does. “This must be mocked mercilessly”, you say. Well, then you’re in the right company. The instructions for playing along:
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- Start watching the movie on the appropriate Wednesday at 9 p.m. Eastern time.
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