No, you’re not still drunk from your celebrations the night before (I hope). Those really are killer slugs you’re seeing. Well, fake killer slugs. Painfully, painfully fake killer slugs.
This one is available for free on YouTube. Won’t you join us this Wednesday in mocking it?
“This sounds awful!” I hear you cry. Yes. Yes, it does. “This must be mocked mercilessly”, you say. Well, then you’re in the right company. The instructions for playing along:
- Start following @MockTM on Twitter.
- Start watching the movie on the appropriate Wednesday at 9 p.m. Eastern time.
- Once you’ve got the movie going, tweet your snarky comments to @MockTM. Directing our tweets to @MockTM will keep our followers from being overwhelmed with our snark!
- Set up a search for @MockTM on Twitter for the duration so you can follow along with everyone else sharing your pain.
If you have suggestions for other movies that can and should be mocked, send them to @MockTM. Preference will be given to movies that are free or stream on the major media delivery services. Watch the feed, and we’ll set up the calendar for more terrible, mockable movies.
If you’ve missed a mocking, you can catch transcripts and even subtitle files for later watching on the Mock the Movie archive.
Is that 9 PM Eastern Daylight Time? Because us folks living in the Eastern time zone are on Eastern Standard Time right now.
Well, that’s been carried through at least three time changes. Fixed now. Thanks!
You can also stream this one on Netflix!
So, nobody in the movie thought about using salt trucks, then. Must not be set in the northeast.
I really hope I’ve seen this, because I don’t like to think that there are two killer slug movies this bad.
Woah. This one looks phenomenally bad.
In a world where no one goes barefoot….SLUGS!